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My Pottermore. I did a crap job remembering it, had to ask my sister.
   There are a lot of sane people in he world. It gets kind of boring. Then there’s Andrew Hussie, one of the biggest trolls I know. He’s always loved troll his Homestuck fans. Nevermind that, how did it all start? Let’s go farther back in time.
   What, you think just because you’re writing this you can be me? Just follow along, I’ll tell you how this went.
   Nope, bad idea. Lets start when I published Homestuck around six years ago. I didn’t expect it to be very popular. I’m not going to tell you how I got the idea or why I even did it, that’d be too easy.
   Haha, how about no. You have a pretty big head there. Anyway, as I was saying: when I first started Homestuck it was it was more to entertain me than the hundreds it entertains now. It has been six years so I suppose it makes sense. But I hope you realize I’m ending it soon because it got so popular. Too many people hitting refresh and getting angry, ya know? Not like I didn’t tell you already before going on hiatus.
   It is really stupid, but I don’t really care. Maybe when we’re through it’ll be like the trickster act that never happened. It will never have really happened.
I wrote an essay at school on Andrew Hussie. It's not complete, but this is what I have.
hope he never finds it ::::T 
when it says the accent E it was meant to be ==>, microsoft word changed it
"John, you can't make me do this." Dave glared through his ironic shades at the dorky boy.
"Come on Dave, it'll be fun!" John half led, half dragged Dave to the line of waiters. They were at the mall when John saw the fake Santa and wanted to see a picture of Dave next to him.
"I will fucking murder you." Dave growled as John paid for it. The mothers glared at Dave on John, but the two ignored them.
"Come on Dave, please? For me?" John looked at Dave, messing with his shades and reindeer antlers.
"Fine. Dammit."
"Great!" John led Dave over to the Santa and they both sat on either side of him. John gave a huge dorky grin while Dave just smirked a little. This was so uncool. After the picture was taken the Santa talked.
"What do you two kids want for Christmas?" He asked.
"Vriska to be alive!" John replied, stilling grinning from ear to ear.
"Another shitty sword." Dave wished her could just stand on the roof with his brother and they could just screw around with shitty swords. Oh well, they have to be off soon, no time for a pitty party.
"Well..." the Santa grew slightly nervous. "I can give you this for now..." He dug around in his bag and pulled out a nopy of Con Air, handing it to john, and a pair of jade green and red shades for Dave. John began shoving Dave towards to the exit before he could complain.
"This is cool!" John said exitedly, hugging his new copy of Con Air. Dave glared at the new pare of shades.
"These are the shittiest shades I've ever seen."
"Then don't wear then, dummy!"
"Shut the hell up, Egderp." 
John smiled as they began to fly away. "It was fun seeing humans again, huh?" Dave gave a small nod. "Now lets go catch Jack!" And with that, the two were gone to save their universe and many others.


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what's Canada?
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slickcoolbuizle Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
hey its me again umm I was wondering have you rped Charmed before ?
iwuvgarfield Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Student Artist
sorry, have been on Chatzy, msparp, and pesterchum. I haven't actually, just more of dreamed about it. I've written fanfics but lost em.
slickcoolbuizle Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
oh..i bet you wish you could rp it
slickcoolbuizle Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
i heard you like Charmed
iwuvgarfield Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Student Artist
aye, I do. I haven't actually watched it in awhile, but I do.
slickcoolbuizle Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
i was looking at it on youtube lately even the Vp fan made thing of where Prue was still in it i even saw the version of all 3 of them together and getting Paige at the same time umm this may sound crazy and strang but since the stuff with Prue losing Andy and all i couldn't help but think that it may be possible that me as my fursona self and Prue would be a very good match couple and stuff and the thing is i always wanted to find someone too play Charmed stuff out with me
Okami1997 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh man
I have been inactive for so long i'm so sorry >A<
I'm trying to figure out who you are, you ring a bell but it's slipping my mind 
iwuvgarfield Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Student Artist
hey. it's alright, I haven't been really all that active either, so I'm trying to figure everything out. I'm pretty sure we talked a lot back before I was in the Homestuck fandom, we talked all things Hetalia for quite a bit.
Okami1997 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yeah that's right
then we both got into Homestuck, and I found tumblr and basically ignored deviantart all together
which was bad of me haha
but yeah, now I'm sort of catching up on Digimon ovo
iwuvgarfield Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Student Artist
Tumblr is pretty much my entire like. yeah, I still come here to look up good fanart sometimes, but that's bee about it. I'm watching Fairy Tail rn
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