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new account

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im leaving this account actually, going to :iconsquigglybanana:
its a combination of i want to start fresh and i need a new username
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essay

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   There are a lot of sane people in he world. It gets kind of boring. Then there’s Andrew Hussie, one of the biggest trolls I know. He’s always loved troll his Homestuck fans. Nevermind that, how did it all start? Let’s go farther back in time.
   èBE ANDREW HUSSIE
   What, you think just because you’re writing this you can be me? Just follow along, I’ll tell you how this went.
   èHUSSIE: BE EIGHT
   Nope, bad idea. Lets start when I published Homestuck around six years ago. I didn’t expect it to be very popular. I’m not going to tell you how I got the idea or why I even did it, that’d be too easy.
   èSTOP TROLLING YOUR FANS
   Haha, how about no. You have a pretty big head there. Anyway, as I was saying: when I first started Homestuck it was it was more to entertain me than the hundreds it entertains now. It has been six years so I suppose it makes sense. But I hope you realize I’m ending it soon because it got so popular. Too many people hitting refresh and getting angry, ya know? Not like I didn’t tell you already before going on hiatus.
   èTELL YOUR READERS THIS IS STUPID
   It is really stupid, but I don’t really care. Maybe when we’re through it’ll be like the trickster act that never happened. It will never have really happened.
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"John, you can't make me do this." Dave glared through his ironic shades at the dorky boy.
"Come on Dave, it'll be fun!" John half led, half dragged Dave to the line of waiters. They were at the mall when John saw the fake Santa and wanted to see a picture of Dave next to him.
"I will fucking murder you." Dave growled as John paid for it. The mothers glared at Dave on John, but the two ignored them.
"Come on Dave, please? For me?" John looked at Dave, messing with his shades and reindeer antlers.
"Fine. Dammit."
"Great!" John led Dave over to the Santa and they both sat on either side of him. John gave a huge dorky grin while Dave just smirked a little. This was so uncool. After the picture was taken the Santa talked.
"What do you two kids want for Christmas?" He asked.
"Vriska to be alive!" John replied, stilling grinning from ear to ear.
"Another shitty sword." Dave wished her could just stand on the roof with his brother and they could just screw around with shitty swords. Oh well, they have to be off soon, no time for a pitty party.
"Well..." the Santa grew slightly nervous. "I can give you this for now..." He dug around in his bag and pulled out a nopy of Con Air, handing it to john, and a pair of jade green and red shades for Dave. John began shoving Dave towards to the exit before he could complain.
"This is cool!" John said exitedly, hugging his new copy of Con Air. Dave glared at the new pare of shades.
"These are the shittiest shades I've ever seen."
"Then don't wear then, dummy!"
"Shut the hell up, Egderp." 
John smiled as they began to fly away. "It was fun seeing humans again, huh?" Dave gave a small nod. "Now lets go catch Jack!" And with that, the two were gone to save their universe and many others.
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test

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this is actually reely cool
edit: FUCK! I get no cool background thing. whatever
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help

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So one help me, please. My dad blocked msparp and I'm crying. I'm so ready to hut myself.
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